Thursday, 23 August 2018


As the new football season kicks off again I was wondering about both my passions, music and football.  This prompted me to think of footballers who actually felt the need to combine both with their "talents".  We all thought fondly of John Barnes' rap on New Order's "World In Motion" in 1990 and also "Anfield Rap (Red Machine In Full Effect)" by the Liverpool FC Cup Final team in 1988.  Both were a success reaching number 1 and number 3 respectively on the UK charts.

These songs however were rarities in their pop respectability as we will find out.  Other soccer stars' fared less well.

Some may remember Liverpool and England's Kevin Keegan in 1979 singing a typically 70s ballad "Head Over Heels In Love" as his debut which reached number 31.  Probably the best known footballer's song apart from Spurs' Paul Gascoigne's "Fog On The Tyne" which amazingly reached number 2 despite being a major hit for his "backing" band Lindisfarne.

More England players decided they had a singing talent which was debatable at best.  Arsenal's Ian Wright released "Do The Right Thing" which it clearly wasn't.  Man U's Andy Cole sung "Outstanding" which again, it clearly wasn't!  Wimbledon's hard nut now actor Vinnie Jones released a single entitled "Bad Boy Leroy Brown" which nobody said was bad and neither will I for fear of repercussions!

The cheesiest song has to be 1987's "Diamond Lights" by Spurs' Glen Hoddle and Chris Waddle, or Glenn and Chris as they wanted to be known, maybe Hoddle and Waddle sounded too silly? This song reached number 12 and they even managed a follow-up called "It's Goodbye".  It clearly was as it never got promoted as Hoddle moved to AS Monaco in France.  Chris decided to record another song with his new Marseille teammate Basile Boli a few years later entitled ""We've Got A Feeling".

Singing wasn't restricted to just England's footballers who thought they had a hidden talent.  Even the world's greats had a go.  French maestro Marius Tresor released "Sacre Marius" in 1978 while "der Kaiser" Franz Beckenbauer , arguably Germany's best ever player decided to release "Gute Freunde Kann Niemand Trennen" in 1966.  It didn't stop there, Holland's master Johann Cruyff sung the very long title of "Oei, Oei, Oei, Dat Was Me Weer Een Loei" in 1969.  Another Dutchman, AC Milan's star Ruud Gullit released "Not The Dancing Kind" in 1984 and was clearly not the singing kind either!  You can also find the Brazilian legend Pele on YouTube singing with fellow compatriot Elis Regina singing Brazilian songs, not for the faint hearted!

Other most recent pretty dreadful performances include Arsenal's German star Lukas Podolski singing "Halleluje" while US star Clint Dempsey's Rap "Don't Tread" isn't that bad if you like Rap of course, sounds just like any normal Rap record to me but half decent.  The one star that actually sounds like he knew his stuff was American star of the 1994 World Cup, Alexi Lalas (yes the mad bearded one), at least he could actually sing and play guitar.


Another United States star Jay De Merit, once of Watford also released a single called "Soccer Rocks" while some soccer stars decided to be part of an actual band, supposedly to give them a little more credibility surrounded by musicians.  Former Croatian defender Igor Stimac (who also played for Derby County and West Ham United in England) sings with his band Bohem, check out their song "Mare I Kate".  Crazy Argentine goalkeeper German Burgos who found fame with River Plate is lead singer with Rock band The Garb.  Ex-Blackburn Rovers star Morten Gamst-Pedersen joined 4 fellow Norwegian players to from a boy band called The Players.  They released one single "This Is For Real" which became a hit in Scandinavia to raise money for Soccer Against Crime, a Red Cross charity.

Argentine band Piola Vago hail from Buenos Aires and have a certain Carlos Tevez (Juventus) and his brother Diego in their ranks.  Mario Melchiot (ex-Chelsea) decided to form a trio called BMD with fellow Ajax players in 1998.  South African striker Benni McCarthy and Surinam's Dean Gorre joined him to release a "Rock and Bass" track entitled "Midas Touch".


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